the marlins, the miami darlins

If yahoo buys tumblr.. I will cut A bitch, and I will cut David karp. Legit

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:59:14 -0400

nohomojustlomo:

it’s already been bought so cut away

Don’t say that :(

get your priorities straight

My life is officially over. Yahoo has bought Tumblr. Fuck my life 🔫 :( we trusted you. David you're a horrible, horrible person. Tumblr was worth more than 1.1 billion >:(

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:57:15 -0400

nohomojustlomo:

do you even understand how much $1.1 billion is

he’s lucky he got that much

IT’S WORTH MORE THAN THAT AND YES I DO UNDERSTAND

i'm gonna reblog everything you add a comment to ok omfg but i'm laughing so hard what is even wrong with these people

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:56:15 -0400

i don’t even know i’m psissing my pants this is fucking ridiculsuodsn

bitethelipandforgetthebleeding: Daddy, DONT SELL YOUR BABY! why is there not a law that says tumblr...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:53:26 -0400

bitethelipandforgetthebleeding:

Daddy,

DONT SELL YOUR BABY!

why is there not a law that says tumblr has to stay in the hands of the amazing david karp?

p.s. piss off yahoo/facebook/google and all you other fuckers trying to ruin my life. We don’t want you here.

bradleywbu: okay so david hasn’t sold us officially yet, so now we can beg him not too. Everyone...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:52:03 -0400

bradleywbu:

okay so david hasn’t sold us officially yet, so now we can beg him not too.

Everyone give david karp your first born child and the blood of a virgin

this isn’t fucking supernatural

p0ndorica: p0ndorica: sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:50:51 -0400

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like… idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

wackyforlackey replied to your post: the david karp tag is comedy gold im in it now....

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:50:10 -0400

wackyforlackey replied to your post: the david karp tag is comedy gold

im in it now. Jesus

it’s embarrassing

doing-hood-rat-things: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. it’s really not

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:49:24 -0400

doing-hood-rat-things:

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.

it’s really not

thebadwolfinthetardis: wait so i wonder what Karp plans on doing with his life now that he won’t be...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:49:03 -0400

thebadwolfinthetardis:

wait so i wonder what Karp plans on doing with his life now that he won’t be living with tumblr???

live his life like a normal fucking person maybe

jane394: Looks like “Daddy” put us up for adoptian. it’s spelled adoption

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:48:25 -0400

jane394:

Looks like “Daddy” put us up for adoptian.

it’s spelled adoption

My life is officially over. Yahoo has bought Tumblr. Fuck my life 🔫 :( we trusted you. David you're a horrible, horrible person. Tumblr was worth more than 1.1 billion >:(

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:47:53 -0400

do you even understand how much $1.1 billion is

he’s lucky he got that much

the david karp tag is comedy gold

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:46:54 -0400

the david karp tag is comedy gold

lordpeterpotter: Now Yahoo bought tumblr! Wtf am I to do now? Where is our father!?!?! i’m...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:45:44 -0400

lordpeterpotter:

Now Yahoo bought tumblr! Wtf am I to do now? Where is our father!?!?!

i’m 1000% sure he’s not your father

fuckingwithshadows: roses are red,violets are blue,david we need you,go assassinate yahoo. wow...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:43:13 -0400

fuckingwithshadows:

roses are red,
violets are blue,
david we need you,
go assassinate yahoo.

wow this should be published

If yahoo buys tumblr.. I will cut A bitch, and I will cut David karp. Legit

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:42:22 -0400

it’s already been bought so cut away

if i was david karp i’d rather be called old sport by Jay Gatsby 10,000 times than be called...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:40:08 -0400

if i was david karp i’d rather be called old sport by Jay Gatsby 10,000 times than be called daddy by you people

at least david karp won’t be called daddy anymore he never should have been called that but...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:38:55 -0400

at least david karp won’t be called daddy anymore he never should have been called that but you people are fucking weirdos so

Friendly reminder that

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:37:31 -0400

orderlybunker:

Tumblr will remain independent

Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive

The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr

There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions

The terms and conditions will remain the same

Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds

ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg

pocketsext: id sell all your ungrateful asses for 1.1 billion dollars too

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:36:18 -0400

pocketsext:

id sell all your ungrateful asses for 1.1 billion dollars too

thefailureartist: wait so… david karp isn’t our father lord anymore? he never was jesus christ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:36:03 -0400

thefailureartist:

wait so… david karp isn’t our father lord anymore?

he never was jesus christ that’s creepy as fuck